Zoran

ZORAN

GENDER;; stallion, baby
AGE;; 256
DATE OF BIRTH;; September 4th
SEXUAL ORIENTATION;; omnisexual
SPECIES;; unicorn
KINGDOM;; Teumnach, but roams where he pleases
BIRTHPLACE;; Teumnach
OCCUPATION;; physician/being a motherfucking unicorn
SOCIAL CLASS;; unicorns have no sense of social class
MAGICAL POWERS;; healing powers/horn powers

PLAY-BY;; N/A
HEIGHT;; 17.0 hands high
WEIGHT;; 1352 pounds
PHYSICAL BUILD;; powerful, muscled
HAIR COLOR/LENGTH/STYLE;; light gray-white hair. He keeps his coat well-brushed and his mane, tail and forelock braided with flowers into it by whatever maiden (and on occasion, youth) he fancies, in passing.
EYE COLOR;; blue "wall eyes"
COMPLEXION;; black
PERMANENT MARKINGS;; please, unicorns heal all their injuries completely. Unsightly scars on this hot bod? I think not! He does have a piercing in his nose, where he usually wears his nose ring or a sparkly stud.
PETS OR ANIMAL FAMILIARS;; no pets...he'd just end up fucking them anyway.
WEAPONS;; his smokin' equine hot bod, his magical horn and his...other horn[, which possesses a completely different kind of magic entirely, if you know what I mean...

PERSONALITY;;
Picture a unicorn, a creature of beauty, perfection and purity. Now take that picture, slash it across the front of the canvas, drop it on the floor and break the frame and leave it out in the rain until it's warped and you'll have Zoran.

Zoran is, well, as he puts it, "a motherfucking unicorn". He simply exudes confidence wherever he goes and he believes himself to be a badass, and he is something of a badass,but not to the extend it believes he is.

Put simply, Zoran is a horrible person. He spends most of his time finding beautiful virgins, male or female, and deflowering them before running off and dumping them for the next pretty, shiny thing (he loves shiny objects, too!). Between all the fornication, Zoran allows them to braid flowers into his mane, tail and forelock and groom his spotless coat.

When he's not seducing young people who deserve better, he's looking in the mirror, drinking, smoking or getting high or running around being a member of the Notorious MaiLittlePWNie Gang (it's a real thing, bitches).

FLAWS;;

• excessively vain
  
• arrogant
  
• self-absorbed
  
• generally offensive
  
• alcoholic
  
• addicted to sex
  
• um...he's a bit of a rapist?
  
• occasionally indulges in necrophilia
  
• in case it wasn't absolutely clear, he's a fucking perv

SECRETS;;

• he's sort of a rapist. He's never violently, outright raped anyone, per say, but he's taken advantage of his victims in a way that classifies it as rape
  
• he's never committed malpractice on any of his patients, but he may have had taken advantage of them while they will still drugged
  
• oh, and he's had sex with corpses

FAMILY;; His grandmother is a member of the notorious MaiLittle PWNie Gang as well, and she is quite proud of him. His parents and siblings are embarrassed by his very existence.

HISTORY;;
Zoran was born in a loving, normal, proper respectable unicorn family and in his first years of life, he did normal unicorn foal things. He frolicked through fields of magical flowers, made friends with squirrels and other rodents and small birds and drank from rivers that healed all your injuries and gave you special magical powers that made you especially magically fucking friendly to said squirrels and other rodents and small birds.

His parents decided they wanted a nice dinner out and a break from their foals, so Zoran's mother called her mother to foal-sit while she and her hubby went to play out some weird fantasy in a snobby restaurant over some overpriced grass. Unbeknownst to anyone at that time, Zoran's grandmother had joined the Notorious MaiLittlePWNie Gang and had become hooked on drugs and her alcoholism had resurfaced. She babysat the foals and after the younger siblings had gone to bed, she introduced Zoran to pornography and they both had a grand old time shooting up and watching such award-winning classics as the "The Horn Leaking with Pure Magic" and "The Faery Who Plucked My Mushrooms". They hide the evidence before Zoran's parents returned home, but it became a regular thing for them.

Of course, they parents discovered of their "totally inappropriate" activities. They suggested Zoran's grandmother get some unicorn therapy (of course she refused and just ran off with the Notorious MaiLittlePWNie Gang) and forbid Zoran from seeing her for many decades. Of course, he threw countless tantrums about it, but eventually went off to Ioralta Academy (where he discovered sex first-hand!) to study to become a physician. After graduation, he moved back in with his parents, but he ended up running off when he heard his grandmother and the Notorious MaiLittlePWNie Gang was in town.

They kept in around for awhile, but eventually kicked him out, telling him he could apply for membership when he became more baddass. So, Zoran went forth and became a traveling physician, fucked all the virgins he could find and discovered his taste for some necrophilia here and there. When had engaged in enough sick fuckery, he was initiated into the Notorious MaiLittlePWNie Gang.

OOC HANDLE;; Peregrine
A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOU;; I play piano and read a disgusting amount. Also, I personally, do not engage in necrophilia.